If I were a natural phenomena, I would be…
A Friday sunset
If I were a metal, I would be…
Mercury
If I were an animal, I would be…
A Panther
If I were a colour, I would be…
Deep Purple
If I were a mythological being, I would be…
A Sphinx
If I were a famous human being, I would be…
Sir Ian Holm
If I were a human activity, I would be…
Getting down and funky
If I were a work of art , I would be…
A silly love song
If I were a weapon, I would be…
A backsword
If I were an object, I would be…
A glowing, translucent, multicoloured sphere
