Designer Name: David Springbett

If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be...
Rain that is more like fog

If I were a metal, I would be...
Iron

If I were an animal, I would be...
Falcon

If I were a colour, I would be...
Blue

If I were a mythological being, I would be...
A Griffon

If I were a famous human being, I would be...
Erwin Rommel

If I were a human activity, I would be...
Dancing

If I were a work of art, I would be...
Junkyard sculpture

If I were a weapon, I would be...
A Flail

If I were an object, I would be...
An anvil