If I were a natural phenomena, I would be…
If I were a metal, I would be…
Lead
If I were an animal, I would be…
Raven
If I were a colour, I would be…
Purple
If I were a mythological being, I would be…
A Dragon—elegant but very cranky
If I were a famous human being, I would be…
Bob Anderson—swordmaster for the LOTR films
If I were a human activity, I would be…
A sword fight—looks nasty and most people won’t
go near it
If I were a work of art , I would be…
“The Scream”
If I were a weapon, I would be…
Rock and Roll. “Kick out the Jams Mother Fuckers!!”
If I were an object, I would be…
Something that works—not that looks good
