If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be:
words half formed in wind tossed branches
If I were a metal, I would be:
silver plated steel
If I were an animal, I would be:
a fox
If I were a colour, I would be:
deep steel blue
If I were a mythological being, I would be:
the vizier of an Arabian Nights tale
If I were a famous human being, I would be:
Somerset Maugham
If I were a human activity, I would be:
a double entendre
If I were a work of art, I would be:
appreciated by very few, in a private gallery
If I were a weapon, I would be:
a telephone call
If I were an object, I would be:
a knight chess piece
