If I were a natural phenomenon, I would be:
a bushfire
If I were a metal, I would be:
nickel
If I were an animal, I would be:
a frill necked lizard
If I were a colour, I would be:
red
If I were a mythological being, I would be:
a Salamander
If I were a famous human being, I would be:
the Una Bomber
If I were a human activity, I would be:
….
If I were a work of art, I would be:
the kind of painting where bright colours are splattered
across the canvas
If I were a weapon, I would be:
a brand
If I were an object, I would be:
a firework