If I were a natural phenomena, I would be…
A soft breeze
If I were a metal, I would be…
Silver
If I were an animal, I would be…
Elephant
If I were a colour, I would be…
Purple
If I were a mythological being, I would be…
The Delphic Oracle
If I were a famous human being, I would be…
The Marquis de Sade
If I were a human activity, I would be…
Sleep
If I were a work of art , I would be…
Dali: The Persistence of Memory
If I were a weapon, I would be…
A swift kick in the groin, followed by a swifter retreat
If I were an object, I would be…
