Player name: Owen Macindoe

If I were a natural phenomena, I would be…
An astral conjunction

If I were a metal, I would be…
Silver

If I were an animal, I would be…
A mangy Tabby cat

If I were a colour, I would be…
Red

If I were a mythological being, I would be…
Something ratty. Wererats = rox. Non-mythologically: Skaven and Cranium rats!

If I were a famous human being, I would be…
Diogenes

If I were a human activity, I would be…
Wasting time pleasurably

If I were a work of art , I would be…
Piscasso: Nude descending a Staircase

If I were a weapon, I would be…
A pointy long pike

If I were an object, I would be…
A well-loved raggedy piece of clothing