Player name: Paul Maitland

If I were a natural phenomena, I would be…
Gravity. Inescapble, encompassing all

If I were a metal, I would be…
Quicksilver. Listless and with a will of it’s own

If I were an animal, I would be…
The Hydra. Seven heads all in motion

If I were a colour, I would be…
The creeping black of sunset

If I were a mythological being, I would be…
The First Emperor, ordering the world to his design

If I were a famous human being, I would be…
Dr. Phil. He has uncanny insights into the hearts of mortals

If I were a human activity, I would be…
Triumph!

If I were a work of art , I would be…
“The Thinker”

If I were a weapon, I would be…
A ritual blade. Impressive, but more for show

If I were an object, I would be…
An orbital laser. Cold. Impersonal. Fun.